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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#556 by astoness , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:20 pm

evening SB...[Hammer Head Yellow] thats just in case you have been miss behaving....[Little LOL]

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#557 by phil ( deleted ) , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:23 pm

Ah yes! "decluttering" what the woman of the house calls it when she spend the day sorting through the man of the house's things such as clothes and articles he has collected over the years and values more than life itself. She looks at it once and declares it junk or wore out and in the bin it goes (to be secretly reclaimed later). How is it that women never have anything that needs decluttering?

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#558 by Sheldonboy , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:26 pm

Posted by phil
Ah yes! "decluttering" what the woman of the house calls it when she spend the day sorting through the man of the house's things such as clothes and articles he has collected over the years and values more than life itself. She looks at it once and declares it junk or wore out and in the bin it goes (to be secretly reclaimed later). How is it that women never have anything that needs decluttering?

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You joking they do Phil, then the husband is expected to replace all those old clothes that were only purchased three months ago.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#559 by Sheldonboy , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:27 pm

Posted by phil
Ah yes! "decluttering" what the woman of the house calls it when she spend the day sorting through the man of the house's things such as clothes and articles he has collected over the years and values more than life itself. She looks at it once and declares it junk or wore out and in the bin it goes (to be secretly reclaimed later). How is it that women never have anything that needs decluttering?

Phil


You joking they do Phil, then the husband is expected to replace all those old clothes that were only purchased three months ago.


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#560 by astoness , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:30 pm

[Little LOL] phil...if only you knew how many black bags ive filled up with junk....most of it mine although i did manage to get me eldest to clear out all his old clothes too....cant beleive how many odd socks he had..[Laugh Out Loud]

 
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#561 by phil ( deleted ) , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:33 pm

I thought it was the in thing to wear odd socks these days?

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#562 by Sheldonboy , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:33 pm

Posted by astoness
[Little LOL] phil...if only you knew how many black bags ive filled up with junk....most of it mine although i did manage to get me eldest to clear out all his old clothes too....cant beleive how many odd socks he had..[Laugh Out Loud]


Lyn I imagine you had a hand in throwing the missing odd socks away. You know the ones with the holes in. I only wear black socks usually that way I can wear two odd socks and no-one notices. I still have two black socks on.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#563 by astoness , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:39 pm

is it phil..i didnt know that..and yes SB it was most likely me who threw out the other odd socks..i was hoping he wouldnt notice...[Little LOL]

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#564 by phil ( deleted ) , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:48 pm

I often wear no socks at all, with the type of boots I wear no one can tell the difference. My wife goes mad in case I have an accident, I say to her "what are you worrying about my underpants are clean".

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#565 by astoness , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:52 pm

Posted by phil
I often wear no socks at all, with the type of boots I wear no one can tell the difference. My wife goes mad in case I have an accident, I say to her "what are you worrying about my underpants are clean".

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and thats the main thing phil....[Little LOL]

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#566 by Sheldonboy , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:54 pm

Posted by phil
I often wear no socks at all, with the type of boots I wear no one can tell the difference. My wife goes mad in case I have an accident, I say to her "what are you worrying about my underpants are clean".

Phil


Having attended many first aid courses over many years, the subject of clean pants often comes up. Apparently in the case of severe Trauma which can follow a serious injury, the body can lose control of it's usual functions. So forget the clean pants they can put your average Nappy to shame.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#567 by Sheldonboy , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:54 pm

Posted by phil
I often wear no socks at all, with the type of boots I wear no one can tell the difference. My wife goes mad in case I have an accident, I say to her "what are you worrying about my underpants are clean".

Phil


Having attended many first aid courses over many years, the subject of clean pants often comes up. Apparently in the case of severe Trauma which can follow a serious injury, the body can lose control of it's usual functions. So forget the clean pants they can put your average Nappy to shame.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#568 by astoness , Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:56 pm

Posted by Sheldonboy

Posted by phil
I often wear no socks at all, with the type of boots I wear no one can tell the difference. My wife goes mad in case I have an accident, I say to her "what are you worrying about my underpants are clean".

Phil


Having attended many first aid courses over many years, the subject of clean pants often comes up. Apparently in the case of severe Trauma which can follow a serious injury, the body can lose control of it's usual functions. So forget the clean pants they can put your average Nappy to shame.





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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#569 by phil ( deleted ) , Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:15 pm

SB

Having frequented many public houses over the years I have heard tales of a similar nature and even observed occurrences with the same ending but having very little to do with severe trauma but more to do with the brew that was being drunk. I have to say that it was more frequent in those establishments that sold scrumpy cider.

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#570 by berniew , Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:59 pm

Sometimes there is no excuse boys

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