RE: Open All Hours - 137

#2041 by berniew , Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:40 pm

We're not going to have to pay school funds are we

#2042 by signman ( deleted ) , Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:46 pm

It's the vodka he puts in the orange juice that makes his throat sore.

#2043 by astoness , Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:58 pm

hello bernie...i put some WD 40 on me hammers yesterday and they seem to have gone wild.. [Laugh Out Loud]

#2044 by astoness , Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:09 pm

just going to attempt to cut the grass now....still feels a bit damp but i will see how it goes...catch you all later

lyn [Big Smile]

#2045 by Sheldonboy , Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:18 pm

WD 40 is that bigger than XL size

#2046 by phil ( deleted ) , Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:22 pm

Lyn

3 in 1 is better for that sort of thing. It will make them go like the clappers.

Phil

#2047 by Voltman , Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:04 pm

Phil, Signman, it isn't the OJ or the Vodka that makes me cough, it is talking while I am drinking. But unlike VAT or G&T, OJ burns my throat and makes it sore.
As you may have gathered. I have great trouble getting drunk because I spill most of it.
VM

#2048 by Deleted User , Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:07 pm

Well I had to give in and go to bed this afternoon.Not long up and poor old Jim has had to do walkies for dogs...feel me head is about to explode.

I hate colds . [So Sad]

#2049 by Voltman , Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:10 pm

Don't we all Denise.
I take all the chemicals and alcohol I can manage and sniff Olbas Oil all the time.
I'm not suggesting you do the same but the Olbas Oil is safe and refreshing.
VM

#2050 by Sheldonboy , Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:15 pm

VM You never used to have that problem, unfortunately being the most practically minded person I have ever met, you would probably have a blackboard with a very large mathematical calculation to estimate how much alcohol would be required, and how much sleep you would require to get over it, divided by the amount of times you would get out of bed in the night.
Then spend the next day as we know tidying up the half empty spirit bottles so that they don't leave a mess. SB

#2051 by phil ( deleted ) , Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:15 pm

Denise

Don't give in to a cold only us men do that, because a man cold has got to be worse than a woman could ever have. and Volty my advice to you for your sore throat is the same as I gave Lyn for a different purpose try a little 3 in 1.

Phil

#2052 by astoness , Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:16 pm

oh dear den..you sound like you are full up of it...i agree with volty...cant beat olbas oil..i put it on me pillow me hankie and even a few drops in the bath...i do hope you are feeling better soon...

lyn [Skipping Happy]

#2053 by Sheldonboy , Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:19 pm

We have seven members on line that's not bad for us. SB

#2054 by Deleted User , Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:30 pm

Thanks Guys

#2055 by Voltman , Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:30 pm

3 in 1 ? is that Gin and Vodka and Tonic, nothing new there.

Cold Days+ Olbas Oil = (Alcohol² x (Paracetamol + Aspirin) x (Olbas Oil + Caffeine)) / √(Hours Awake - Olbas Oil)

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