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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3211 by signman ( deleted ) , Sat May 07, 2011 5:34 pm

treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists)
being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

She received back the following reply:

National Defense Headquarters
M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of
treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian
Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan
Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in
Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were
heard loud and clear here in Ottawa.

You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like
yourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department of
National De fence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for
Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided
to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for
transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto
next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be
cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your
letter of complaint.

It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.
We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of
care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in
your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your
sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will
help him overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural
differences.

We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat
and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or
nail clippers.

We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your
next yoga group.

He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from
common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked
up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except
sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property.

This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been
known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with
the new dress code that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka
over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his
culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like
you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our
fellow man.

You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.

Good luck and God bless you.

Cordially,
Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defense =




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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3212 by signman ( deleted ) , Sat May 07, 2011 5:43 pm

Phil, hadn't got a camera with me, but here's a link to local paper with a couple of photos.

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9014070.T...ldren_s_Parade/

signman

RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3213 by phil ( deleted ) , Sat May 07, 2011 6:20 pm

John

It looks like they all enjoyed themselves.

Phil


Make Love, Not War

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3214 by astoness , Sat May 07, 2011 6:33 pm

hello everyone...well i did all what i wanted to do today except the gardening...got soaked going down the crem so when i got back i got straight into me nighwear and stayed put...just had the curry i cooked and i cant move now[Little LOL]

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3215 by astoness , Sat May 07, 2011 7:11 pm

i can see you SB...no point trying to hide...hope you all had a good day despite the weather...

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3216 by Sheldonboy , Sat May 07, 2011 8:01 pm

Posted by astoness
i can see you SB...no point trying to hide...hope you all had a good day despite the weather...



I wasn't hiding honest. You wouldn't get much of me behind a Laptop.[Laugh Out Loud]


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3217 by Sheldonboy , Sat May 07, 2011 8:03 pm

Posted by signman
treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists)
being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

She received back the following reply:

National Defense Headquarters
M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of
treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian
Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan
Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in
Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were
heard loud and clear here in Ottawa.

You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like
yourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department of
National De fence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for
Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided
to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for
transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto
next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be
cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your
letter of complaint.

It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.
We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of
care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in
your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your
sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will
help him overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural
differences.

We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat
and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or
nail clippers.

We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your
next yoga group.

He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from
common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked
up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except
sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property.

This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been
known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with
the new dress code that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka
over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his
culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like
you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our
fellow man.

You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.

Good luck and God bless you.

Cordially,
Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defense =




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Posted by signman
treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists)
being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

She received back the following reply:

National Defense Headquarters
M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of
treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian
Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan
Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in
Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were
heard loud and clear here in Ottawa.

You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like
yourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department of
National De fence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for
Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided
to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for
transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto
next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be
cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your
letter of complaint.

It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.
We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of
care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in
your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your
sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will
help him overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural
differences.

We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat
and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or
nail clippers.

We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your
next yoga group.

He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from
common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked
up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except
sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property.

This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been
known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with
the new dress code that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka
over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his
culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like
you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our
fellow man.

You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.

Good luck and God bless you.

Cordially,
Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defense =




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Very Good John


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3218 by phil ( deleted ) , Sat May 07, 2011 9:23 pm

Was it better the second time SB?

Phil


Make Love, Not War

phil

RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3219 by Sheldonboy , Sat May 07, 2011 9:25 pm

Posted by phil
Was it better the second time SB?

Phil


Oh Dear I only clicked once honest.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3220 by astoness , Sat May 07, 2011 11:42 pm

Posted by Sheldonboy

Posted by phil
Was it better the second time SB?

Phil


Oh Dear I only clicked once honest.




being greedy again SB[Hammer Head Yellow]

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3221 by signman ( deleted ) , Sun May 08, 2011 6:13 am

Morning all,
Dull,dark,and p***g down here.
Just having breakfast hash, eggs and toast 2 coffees and off down the neon shop for the day.
Surprising how many people come through the door at weekends ,because it is so retro looking, they want to take photographs and talk.

signman

RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3222 by Sheldonboy , Sun May 08, 2011 6:40 am

Good Morning John and everyone.
Very damp here too, it hammered down most of the night.
My job for the day was going to be painting one of the garden benches but that's out now. I'll have to look busy elsewhere.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3223 by astoness , Sun May 08, 2011 8:18 am

morning all...yes SB it surely hammered it down last night..good for my lawn though...i will be attemping to put in new plants today...daughter kim has just dropped by on her way to start the BRMB walkathon in aid of the childrens hospital...i remember doing the first ever one with my sister...just did the half mathathon as me little legs couldnt go any further..could have been cos we stopped at every pub on the way round[Little LOL]


 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3224 by Sheldonboy , Sun May 08, 2011 9:14 am

Best of luck in the garden Lyn, I'm of to the Garden Centre when it opens at ten o'clock, I've got a border that's aways untidy so a spot of remedial work is called for. Hopefully the rain will start again soon though.
The I'll put me feet up with the Turkish Grand Prix and see who I cann annoy on here.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#3225 by astoness , Sun May 08, 2011 9:23 am

Posted by Sheldonboy
Best of luck in the garden Lyn, I'm of to the Garden Centre when it opens at ten o'clock, I've got a border that's aways untidy so a spot of remedial work is called for. Hopefully the rain will start again soon though.
The I'll put me feet up with the Turkish Grand Prix and see who I cann annoy on here.



oh i had forgotton about the grand prix..i shall be listening to the west brom v wolves game later on..think it a midday ko so i better think about getting dressed and in the garden....

 
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