RE: Products we remember - 4

Exageration, well she's an extremely pretty girl, quite known to be rather overspoken. Usually conservatively overdressed. She is of course a very super cook, especially when it comes to takeaways. She dances wonderfully like the Sugarplum Fairy on a Gob of lard. Her Boyfriend has her right where she wants him. I asked her out one day, she said call me. When you call, she said give me two Rings, I said OK. Trouble is they were Engagement and Wedding. Exageration yes I knew her. Her name Is Woman. SB (downtrodden of this parish).

Who remembers these ?.

John

They look a bit expensive to me (wink, wink) I don't think I would ever been able to afford them.

Phil

Hi Phil, you've sussed me out, how do you fancy a bar of this..

Hi John

Thats exactly what Kraft cheese is plastic I've always thought it would be good to resole boots with.

Its a bit like the jewellery that Gerald Ratner used to turn out rubbish. I'm glad I'm not an eater of Cadbury's chocolate or Kraft products.

Phil

Talking old products (no I don't mean Phil and PJ) what about some of the old real fun cars such as the MG open sports cars, The original Three wheelers Reliant and Bond. A mate of mine had a couple of Bonds, when he wanted to turn it around he just picked the front up and carried it round. SB

We used to have a penchant for Mk2 Jags in our crowd. I'm not claiming they were any great shakes by the time we got our hands on them. They would be a minimum of 7 to 8 years old and seen a lot of miles. But they polished up nice and they were great for pulling.

I've had a lot of different cars since those days, but none of them in my opinion matched up to to Mk2 for fun.

My mate Roy had a lovely little Austin Healy Sprite, another great little puller, unfortunately it was a two seater so I got left behind. SB

Now you've started it.
Francis Barnet 175cc pea green, my first taste of freedom, if I could have slept with her I would have.
PJ

Ford Anglia 105e, bought from Lockwood motors Northfield for £99, had it 2 years,pale blue with a white roof, bargain.

Don't forget a great tool for the winter....Zip Firelighters.

TRUGEL HAIR OIL

No way baby, it had to be Brylcreem. I used it by the bucket load pre Beatles days.

Phil

Me being posh of course I used Vitalis.

I though Vitalis was an energy pill. Did you suffer from tired hair?