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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8746 by phil ( deleted ) , Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:08 am

Morning All,

I haven't ventured out yet but it looks pretty cold. Lyn if you are going to keep your table outside I would keep it covered during rain and etc and if it is wet now don't let it dry out too fast as it possible the top could split.

Phil

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8747 by astoness , Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:07 pm

morning phil...stay in its horrible out there..hopefully i will be able to get the table in the shed until then im keeping in the kitchen to day out...

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8748 by Sheldonboy , Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:10 pm

Posted by astoness

Posted by Frothy
I'm in your cafe sb having breakfast




[Laugh Out Loud] frothys in yer cafe SB [Little LOL]



He'll only be eating my leftovers


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8749 by astoness , Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:14 pm

nar i reckon hes had a full english SB

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8750 by Sheldonboy , Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:18 pm

Greedy I call it


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8751 by signman ( deleted ) , Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:18 pm

Phil is right, dry it out gradually or it will split or warp, and then it's a new top, send us a photo lyn, and I'll tell you what to do.

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8752 by Sheldonboy , Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:37 pm

Posted by mikejee
Am just imagining Lyn as a little fluffy squirrel curled up in her nest for the day


Yes she will be after some Nuts, she'll find em on here Mike


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8753 by astoness , Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:44 pm

i have a sneeky feeling froth is in a pub right now...

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8754 by Sheldonboy , Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:57 pm

Lyn I would say its a dead certainty that Lord Frothy is in a Hostelry somewhere.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8755 by astoness , Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:59 pm

Posted by Sheldonboy
Lyn I would say its a dead certainty that Lord Frothy is in a Hostelry somewhere.




no doubt in my mind about that....i bet he will be going somewhere before hitting the lad...

yes john i will post a pic of the table..should be here soon...

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8756 by astoness , Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:03 pm

just had a message...friend has picked up the table but running so late so i will have it here on tuesday now...just had some sleet over this way..

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8757 by astoness , Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:20 pm

afternoon all...what a cold day its been..fish pond still frozen over...

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8758 by Sheldonboy , Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:50 pm

WHY PHIL ENJOYS RETIREMENT

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays,
1 Sunday

Question: When is Phil's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many Phil's does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of Phil?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why doesn't Phil mind being called Senior?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: What does Phil considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why does Phil count pennies?
Answer: He is the only ones who has the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why is Phil so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: He knows that as soon as he does one of his adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What does Phil call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does Phil often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8759 by astoness , Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:59 pm

Posted by Sheldonboy

WHY PHIL ENJOYS RETIREMENT

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays,
1 Sunday

Question: When is Phil's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many Phil's does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of Phil?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why doesn't Phil mind being called Senior?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: What does Phil considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why does Phil count pennies?
Answer: He is the only ones who has the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why is Phil so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: He knows that as soon as he does one of his adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What does Phil call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does Phil often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.




[Laugh Out Loud] very good..

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#8760 by phil ( deleted ) , Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:31 pm

So SB I see you have been talking to my wife.

Phil

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