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#8596 by Frothy , Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:44 pm

And his tail looks very cold


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#8597 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:00 pm

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Me? Going out?
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Volty did venture out once, but he discovered that children were actually allowed into his world too, he was not amused. He spotted a couple of people sneezing he certainly didn't find that funny. He went home and drank two bottles of Domestos, they sent him clean round the bend.
Many people like to have a whisky and honey when they have a cold. Volty fills his Hot Water Bottle with this mixture, this means he can have a warm drink in the middle of the night.
He does wander out occasionally to go and have a drink with a very good and well respected friend, at a local but very exclusive club. This friend, unbeknown to Volty forwarns the club who in turn warns the other members. Up to now there hasn't been many other members in the club when Volty is in residence. Volty doesn't like crowds. He likes to be in full control of his own space. Come to think of it Volty likes to be in full control of everyone elses space too.
As I said Volty does go out on very rare occasions, but any peasant within a mile of Volty's route with any sign of Germs must be locked up so that it's safe for lord Voltman to be taking air.


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#8598 by Voltman , Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:03 pm

[Hiding]My very good and well respected friend let me down with the Diving Club, didn't he?


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#8599 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:10 pm

He did really but you don't usually expect a 40 man (and woman) Sub Aqua club to immerse in a Gentlemans club at 9 Oclock at night in the middle of the week do you.[Union Jack]


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#8600 by Voltman , Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:12 pm

Not until that night I didn't.


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#8601 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:14 pm

life's full of surprises.


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#8602 by Voltman , Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:31 pm

Here's another, I'm off for some grub.

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#8603 by Frothy , Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:57 pm


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#8604 by Deleted User , Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:58 pm

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#8605 by Sheldonboy , Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:12 am

Good morning everyone


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#8606 by phil ( deleted ) , Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:09 am

Good Morning All,

Wet and dismal here, I've got to stay in today as we are having a new floor laid in the hall. She wouldn't let me do it as she knows what I am like at carpentry.

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#8607 by Sheldonboy , Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:23 am

Mornin Phil who is supervising, you or the wife?


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#8608 by signman ( deleted ) , Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:24 am

Morning all,have been out surveying the damage after last nights heavy rain and gale force winds,surprisingly little,sun is now shining,and it promises to be a nice day.
Good excuse to do nothing all day Phil, you have to supervise and make sure the job is up to her exacting standards.

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#8609 by Deleted User , Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:27 am

Thought you were up early Phil.

Glad all ok John.



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#8610 by phil ( deleted ) , Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:30 am

Posted by signman

Good excuse to do nothing all day Phil, you have to supervise and make sure the job is up to her exacting standards.



I'm only surprised she is not doing it herself.

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