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A chap goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.
That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!"
I am no good at resizeing them Lyn....LOL
yes it rained yesterday and the pavements were sheet ice but you could not see it...lethal.
Went shopping yesterday,bumped into some friends,ex moseley too and ended up in the pub,result no shopping done and had to go and buy two kiddies bottles of milk from Mcdonalds as we had no milk,got to be good today.
Later on going to Evensong but every body has to bring a new toy pressie for kids in care etc,guess who has not got one unles I nick one of the Grandkids pressies so got to go out again and start again as they say LOL.the demon drink LOL
den i now only too well of the demon drink...i had that problem last week ...lol about going into mac ds for milk..first time ive heard of having to do that...well ive put a new avatar on but santas legs are meant to be kicking lol....phil is going to try and sort it out later on for me....