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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2251 by Sheldonboy , Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:55 pm

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I know where the bull is, its just down the road from me in a field.

Phil


I know where the Bull is, you just posted it.[Little LOL]


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2252 by Voltman , Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:58 pm

[Laugh Out Loud]


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2253 by phil ( deleted ) , Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:16 pm

SB

If you think that is bull then you don't know what bull is.

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2254 by Sheldonboy , Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:28 pm

Twas a joke Phil.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2255 by phil ( deleted ) , Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:48 pm

Well my comment was just bull.

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2256 by Sheldonboy , Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:51 pm

Funny we seem to attract a bit of that here.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2257 by Sheldonboy , Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:07 pm

Anyway I have to say goodnight, when i go one or two more will appear. SB


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2258 by astoness , Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:25 pm

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I know you do Lyn You posted at 7.48 this morning that you were going there, silly girl.[Little LOL]



no SB what i meant was i know its in the gun quarter...get a grip man..[Laugh Out Loud]

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2259 by Sheldonboy , Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:12 am

Good morning all.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2260 by Sheldonboy , Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:21 am

INFORMATION

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD

AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE

Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man from Norwich UK was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.


Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."


He hung up the phone and counted to 30.


Then he phoned the police again.


"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.. Well you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them" and he hung up.

Within five minutes, Six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Hewitson`s' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to Phillip, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"


Phillip said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


(True Story) I LOVE IT!


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#2261 by Voltman , Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:39 am

Funny but not a true story. Too many Americanisms and burglars don't spend 10 minutes in a shed.

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2262 by phil ( deleted ) , Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:01 am

Morning All,

SB

I don't think its a true tale either as I have heard it before some time back and there is also the fact the police wouldn't have that many resources if it were David Cameron that was being burgled.

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#2263 by mikejee , Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:13 pm

It would be interesting to try it out though !. I wonder whether the police would have the nerve to claim that you were wasting police time.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2264 by phil ( deleted ) , Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:57 pm

No the interesting thing to do would be to actually shoot someone who was on your property stealing after being told by the police that they had no one available to respond to your call.

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#2265 by Sheldonboy , Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:01 pm

Never let the truth spoil a good funny story.


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