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Morning all,
I have the best cure for frost don't get up until it has gone.
Big lessons of life are learnt from little mistakes.
Now, to cheer you all up, or not -
New Alphabet :
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
that used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
but let's be a bit more realistic instead.
...................
Now The Alphabet:
A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fixtures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend .
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!
Have a good day
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Date registered | 12.26.2009 |
love it mike..
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Date registered | 02.24.2010 |
Quote: mikejee wrote in post #20449
Now, to cheer you all up, or not -
New Alphabet :
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
that used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
but let's be a bit more realistic instead.
...................
Now The Alphabet:
A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fixtures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend .
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!
Have a good day
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left
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Date registered | 12.22.2009 |
Good evening everyone
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left
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Date registered | 12.22.2009 |
Evening Den
I suggest everyone has a look at The St Barnabas Thread in Odds and Sods.
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left
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Date registered | 12.22.2009 |
That might be a good name for the appearence of the church - St Odds & Sods
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Date registered | 12.26.2009 |
Good morning everyone
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left
http://brummiestalking.org.uk/
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Date registered | 12.22.2009 |
morning SB and all...nice dry bright start to the day...
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Date registered | 02.24.2010 |
Morning , I thought it was going to be a nice bright day this morning but it seems to be getting duller by the hour.
Before you start anything...learn how to finish it.
Morning All
Not a bad day just a bit nippy
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Date registered | 02.28.2012 |
In honour of me Mum.
80 years old and when I arrived today she had a lovely lunch awaiting me .The table was laid so nicely..I was home.....thanks Mum x
thats smashing den...so glad you had a lovely day today....
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Date registered | 02.24.2010 |