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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6166 by phil ( deleted ) , Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:45 am

Morning all,

I have the best cure for frost don't get up until it has gone.


Big lessons of life are learnt from little mistakes.


phil

RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6167 by mikejee , Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:29 pm

Now, to cheer you all up, or not -

New Alphabet :
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
that used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
but let's be a bit more realistic instead.
...................

Now The Alphabet:

A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fixtures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend .
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

Have a good day

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6168 by astoness , Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:05 pm

love it mike..[Big Smile]

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6169 by Sheldonboy , Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:13 pm

Quote: mikejee wrote in post #20449
Now, to cheer you all up, or not -

New Alphabet :
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
that used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
but let's be a bit more realistic instead.
...................

Now The Alphabet:

A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fixtures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend .
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

Have a good day



Thanks Mike that's a good one.


I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6170 by Sheldonboy , Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:14 pm

Good evening everyone


I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6171 by Deleted User , Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:12 pm

Love that verse Mike......so true.


RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6172 by Sheldonboy , Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:22 pm

Evening Den

I suggest everyone has a look at The St Barnabas Thread in Odds and Sods.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6173 by mikejee , Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:01 pm

That might be a good name for the appearence of the church - St Odds & Sods

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6174 by astoness , Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:15 pm

Quote: mikejee wrote in post #20455
That might be a good name for the appearence of the church - St Odds & Sods





mike

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6175 by Sheldonboy , Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:24 am

Good morning everyone


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6176 by astoness , Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:27 am

morning SB and all...nice dry bright start to the day...[Big Smile]

 
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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6177 by phil ( deleted ) , Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:42 am

Morning , I thought it was going to be a nice bright day this morning but it seems to be getting duller by the hour.



Before you start anything...learn how to finish it.


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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6178 by astwood , Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:14 am

Morning All
Not a bad day just a bit nippy

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RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6179 by Deleted User , Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:17 pm

In honour of me Mum.

80 years old and when I arrived today she had a lovely lunch awaiting me .The table was laid so nicely..I was home.....thanks Mum x


RE: OPEN ALL HOURS

#6180 by astoness , Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:20 pm

thats smashing den...so glad you had a lovely day today....

 
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