RE: OPEN ALL HOURS - 373

#5581 by phil ( deleted ) , Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:03 pm

Hi Steph,

Thats one I don't think we dare try a sand pit in the lounge. I think it would look like a sand storm had swept through the house within ten minutes with our lot anyway they would want the paddling pool as well.

#5582 by mollymandysb , Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:16 pm

i know what you mean, lol. they went home at about 2.30 and i stillhave not cleared it all up yet. there is sand on the floor and it crunches under my feet. still i only have the two at the mo, so not too bad

steph

#5583 by Sheldonboy , Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:43 pm

Quote: astoness wrote in post #19861
Quote: Voltman wrote in post #19860
No really, here's my list.

Wash The Car.
Tidy My Bench.
Run Twenty Six Miles.
Polish My Boots.
Sharpen Some Pencils.
Do Something For Charity.
Join The Army.
Sweep My Workshop Floor.

IN REALITY
Run twenty six Pencils, Do something for my boots, Tidy the car, Sweep my Bench, Join a charity, Wash the Polish Army.

#5584 by astoness , Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:45 pm

#5585 by astoness , Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:23 am

morning all..nice weather if you are a duck..

#5586 by Voltman , Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:00 am

Quack, Quack.
Quack
Quack,Quack,Quack.

Quack.

#5587 by astwood , Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:04 am

Morning All
Another wet day again

#5588 by phil ( deleted ) , Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:12 am

Yes its damp here but we have a little sunshine.

If someone says that you can't accomplish something, it is time to step over or around them

#5589 by astoness , Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:23 am

morning all...think its stopped raining now..have to pop out soon hoping to dodge the showers...

#5590 by Sheldonboy , Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:22 am

This for Phil

Satnav

I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are
I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife
It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"
It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake
It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene
It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice
It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then
I could turn the damn thing off.

#5591 by Sheldonboy , Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:25 am

Good morning everyone

#5592 by astoness , Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:41 am

morning all..love the ditty SB [Laugh Out Loud]

#5593 by Voltman , Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:23 am

No mention of the parking space selection function though.

#5594 by mikejee , Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:31 am

The only thing there is
Whatever is the time
It wants a silly answer
Or says your out of line

#5595 by astwood , Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:02 am

Morning All
A nice sunny morning how long will this last

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