RE: Open All Hours - 325

#4861 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:13 am

Posted by mikejee
SB
They are like willfull kids (laptops). When you want them to do something they look at you with a blank screen; when you want to connect with them they act disinterested; when their stomach (memory) is full up they just want to go slow and not do anything; when they want money from you they send constant special offer e-mails telling you the wonderful promises they will keep if you give it to them.

Mike Havn't you just described Politicians?

#4862 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:30 am

Good morning everyone

#4863 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:01 am

At last, this is my first post on my new laptop, I can stop pulling my hair out.

#4864 by mikejee , Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:44 am

No SB. The difference is you can turn a laptop off. Even if you destoy the power of a politician he still comes back yittering as usual .

#4865 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:46 am

Very true

#4866 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:59 pm

It's a bit quiet on here today.Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#4867 by berniew , Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:30 pm

Good evening everyone hope you all had agood christmas and boxing day , no hangovers too severe . Never mind champagne drink everything as soon as you get it .

#4868 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:02 pm

Good advice Bernie hope you had a good Christmas too mate

#4869 by berniew , Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:19 pm

Droped a bottle once SB

#4870 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:22 pm

Hi bernie, as long as you only dropped your bottle and not lost it [Silly Grin]

#4871 by Deleted User , Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:48 pm

Evening all...hit the sales this morning.Marks and Spencrs did all right out of us today...some great reductions on some lovely clothes..yahooooo.

#4872 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:01 pm

Comet did ok out of us yesterday, I knew I was in trouble when there was was paramedics standing by at the checkout.

#4873 by berniew , Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:12 pm

It takes some moving that wallet SB but surgery is a step too far

#4874 by Sheldonboy , Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:33 pm

I know and I'm not in BUPA either Bernie

#4875 by Sheldonboy , Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:19 am

Good morning everyone

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