RE: Open All Hours - 288

Posted by astoness

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i thought you might have counted me already and no i do not have me ear plugs at the ready...i wonder if SB is tired after all that shopping he did yesterday...hes gone very quiet again...

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Good evening your Astonness. I have been quiet today because I have been up similair stupidity today. I will be glad as usual when Christmas is past and gone. Ebeneezer Sheldonboy.

Hello Lyn, been a beautiful warm ,sunny day here, did the pub window, ate all the food in the fridge, clearing out for Friday, don't
want to leave anything over the 10 days I'm away,- just left two girls with broken hearts absolutley shattered that I am leaving them for so long,
What are we going to do while you're away said Kate, (she's lovely) and Marie said good riddance,(not nice is it) she's nice also.
Seriously only joking, but they are nice girls, they work in the Waggon, and look after me (in other words, make sure I get served before any one else), starving now, going to eat, and get some shut-eye, didn't have much, the last two nights, any thing worth watching on the tele, if you
say X factor, I'm not coming to the Xmas bash ha ha. x

John you could be on X Factor, painting a picture while singing a romantic song about the South Coast. Mind you maybe it's been done before.?

Now watching COUNTRYFILE with Juia Bradbury, the sexiest girl on the tv, apart from Sarah Beeny, and Nigella Lawson and, and, and ,and, and
,and.

oh dear john..kate and marie must be devastated...who are they going to look after when you leave for 10 whole days... you could always watch strictly come dancing if that is on..lol..good idea to clear out yer fridge before next friday or else you will return to a right old smell....

whats with the astoness bit then SB...only voltly ever calls me that.... and i dont for one min beleive you are a scrooge.....now cheer up and thats an order....