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RE: Open All Hours

#3796 by phil ( deleted ) , Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:12 pm

Lyn

Simmer, boil, broil or steam its all the same to me. I can't stand meat unless it is fried, roasted or grilled. Thats why I can't get on with these posh meals cooked in different sauces as far as I am concerned they are still boiled.

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RE: Open All Hours

#3797 by toady , Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:47 pm

Hello all

My son has just returned from a business trip to Norway where it was -12deg during the day he went outside for a ciggie wearing shirt, jumper, coat, scarf, hat the guy who was with him (a local) had a shirt on when asked if he had anything on underneath the answer was no, he said it was very expensive larger £6.50 half pint they didn't serve pints at that price not surprising wine you would pay £9/10 bottle (if not on special offer) £40 a bottle he didn't have a starter when they were having their evening meal the choice was Reindeer, rotting fish and another type of fish ughhhhhhhhhhhh


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RE: Open All Hours

#3798 by Sheldonboy , Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:49 pm

Posted by phil
Lyn

Simmer, boil, broil or steam its all the same to me. I can't stand meat unless it is fried, roasted or grilled. Thats why I can't get on with these posh meals cooked in different sauces as far as I am concerned they are still boiled.

Phil



Well done Phil at least you are not fussy.
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RE: Open All Hours

#3799 by Sheldonboy , Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:51 pm

Posted by toady
Hello all

My son has just returned from a business trip to Norway where it was -12deg during the day he went outside for a ciggie wearing shirt, jumper, coat, scarf, hat the guy who was with him (a local) had a shirt on when asked if he had anything on underneath the answer was no, he said it was very expensive larger £6.50 half pint they didn't serve pints at that price not surprising wine you would pay £9/10 bottle (if not on special offer) £40 a bottle he didn't have a starter when they were having their evening meal the choice was Reindeer, rotting fish and another type of fish ughhhhhhhhhhhh



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RE: Open All Hours

#3800 by phil ( deleted ) , Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:54 pm

SB

But thats exactly it, I am fussy about what I eat. Just ask my wife she says I'm the hardest person in the world to feed. It's why I end up eating steak for dinner most nights. It's because she knows I will eat it, as long as she doesn't try to boil it or steam it.

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RE: Open All Hours

#3801 by toady , Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:54 pm

Expensive rubbish I will still pass, anyway I wonder what Santa thinks, I went to see him on Thursday in Touchwood


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RE: Open All Hours

#3802 by Sheldonboy , Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:55 pm

At least you stick to your principles mate.


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RE: Open All Hours

#3803 by Sheldonboy , Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:03 pm

Goodnight all. Off to the Birmingham Tatoo tomorrow. SB


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RE: Open All Hours

#3804 by phil ( deleted ) , Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:04 pm

Get one for me


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RE: Open All Hours

#3805 by Deleted User , Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:00 pm

CINDERELLA was now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.

Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all
these years'?

The fairy godmother replied, 'Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?'

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:

The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.'

Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

Cinderella said, 'Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother'..

The fairy godmother replied, 'It is the least that I can do.

What do you want for your second wish?'

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, 'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.'

At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young Body returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: 'You have one more wish;
what shall it be?

Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said, 'I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.'

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said, 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.'

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she had appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.

Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...



'Bet you're sorry you neutered me.'



RE: Open All Hours

#3806 by astoness , Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:43 am

[Laugh Out Loud] denise..

well a very early good morning everyone...its 5.40 and i thought may as well stay up after a good sleep....its minus 9 out there...[Hammer Head Yellow] wont be going very far today....


 
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RE: Open All Hours

#3807 by Sheldonboy , Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:06 am

Good Morning your Ladyship, this is a surprise, Iv'e never woken up with you before.


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RE: Open All Hours

#3808 by signman ( deleted ) , Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:08 am

Morning all.
Just going for a stroll and to see about getting a photo for this weeks competition.

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RE: Open All Hours

#3809 by astoness , Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:10 am

morning SB...well there is a first time for everything you know....just hope it didnt come as too much of a shock...[Laugh Out Loud]


 
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RE: Open All Hours

#3810 by Sheldonboy , Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:13 am

Shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you kidding, I though me watch had stopped.[Silly Grin]


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