Waste of public money

Whilst doing my best to be modern minded and sympathetic, this story points out what a fiasco our NHS is turning into.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-17913771

I've dreamed of being a millionaire since I was a child. I therefore intend to apply to the NHS for them to assign me 1 million pounds to enable me to fulfill that deep inner need. I realise that I shall have to go through a series of interviews with highly trained psychologists , it possibly even being necessary to be examined by Bill & Ben. I also realise that the fulfillment of my dream would necessitate the abandonment of a large number of hip transplants, but the fullfillment of my deep inner wish requires other people to make that sacrifice.

Mikejee, you poor sod, I feel sure that I speak for the rest of our members when I say don't hesitate to ask if there is anything we can do for you.
I can help you with the spending phase of your therapy and no doubt one or to others will assist you in getting to the bank to cash your prescriptions.
I know the NHS is a bit lacking in facilities but don't worry if they can't help with the procedure you so badly need, you can always go private.
While you are there can you ask about the procedure for becoming an astronaut?
VM

Volty

I thought you was off in a rocket somewhere anyway, at the very least on a different planet to the rest of us.

Yes Phil. it is a different planet but by a twist of physics it is contained in one room of a family home.
Whilst being an astronaut isn't absolutely necessary for travel through the wardrobe portal, it would definitely help.

Volty don't listen to Phil, just because you live in a wardrobe, you dream of being Dan Dare and wish to help Mikejee relieve the NHS of Millions. doesn't make you odd. Mind you The Batman suit and the fluffy slippers does.

My secret is out.

Evening Volty....I never told anyone.

That's all right then sweetie, I thought other people might have read it.