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#1 by Sheldonboy , Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:11 pm


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#2 by mikejee , Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:18 pm

I certainly agree their salary should be reduced, as should that of all MPs . A level of £65,000, as long as it includes all expenses, would probably be reasonable

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#3 by mikejee , Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:24 pm

This thread seems to have become two mixed together. My previous reply was to the item on police commissioners. As to the
skewered testicles,I can think of a few people who might be suitable candidates.

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#4 by Sheldonboy , Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:30 pm

Quote: mikejee wrote in post #4
This thread seems to have become two mixed together. My previous reply was to the item on police commissioners. As to the
skewered testicles,I can think of a few people who might be suitable candidates.

Such as the Police and Crime Commissioners for a start.


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#5 by Slow Jo , Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:39 pm

I showed this picture to my wife, she could'nt stop laughing,braver man than me.

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#6 by Slow Jo , Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:34 pm

How did they pull the nail out.

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#7 by Sheldonboy , Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:59 pm

It would have served him right if they used a claw hammer. (ooh eyes watering)[Crying]


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#8 by Voltman , Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:24 pm

There is a big difference between Scrotum and Testicles.
The scrotum has very few nerve endings, offers no resistance or awkwardness to a nail and is probably as painless to puncture as an ear.
The word testicles should never have appeared.


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#9 by Voltman , Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:30 pm

Re the Police Commissioner story.... I didn't know there was a candidate, I didn't know the date of the election, I wasn't offered the opportunity to vote, I was out of the country at the time of the election and I was unaware that I had missed said election until some months later.
I still don't know who the commissioner for my area is, or what he does.


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#10 by mikejee , Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:50 pm

That's very easy to answer, volty. He draws his salary
By the way, if it is virtuallt painless, would you be prepared for us to do a test on you just to check that that is correct

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#11 by Voltman , Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:20 am

You will need to be more precise Mike,
Do I get to draw a salary or be nailed to the floor?
They both sound a bit unpleasant.


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#12 by lynne webb , Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:11 pm

Crikey I thought Volty was going to post a pic of where the nail went.

 
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#13 by Sheldonboy , Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:13 pm

Why Lynne did you want to see it[Thinking]


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#14 by lynne webb , Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:21 pm

Oh no SB, mens bodies are not a pretty sight.

 
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#15 by Voltman , Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:53 am

Mine is.


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