"Sister Susie" Rhyme

This may have been on here before, but I thought it worth a second run.

Sister Susie's Sewing Shirts
Sister Susie's Sewing Shirts For Soldiers
Sister Susie's sewing in the kitchen on a "Singer",
There's miles and miles of flannel on the floorAnd up the stairs,
And father says it's rotten getting mixed up with the cotton,
And sitting on the needles that she leaves upon the chairs.
And should you knock at our street door
Ma whispers, "Come inside.
"Then when you ask where Susie is,She says with loving pride:
(fast)"Sister Susie's sewing shirts for soldiers
Such skill at sewing shirtsOur shy young sister Susie shows!
Some soldiers send epistles,Say they'd sooner sleep in thistles
Than the saucy, soft, short shirts for soldiers sister Susie sews."
Piles and piles and piles of shirts she sends out to the soldiers,
And sailors won't be jealous when they see them,
Not at all.And when we say her stitching will set all the soldiers itching,
She says our soldiers fight best when their back's against the wall.
And little brother Gussie, he who lisps when he says "yes",
Says "Where's the cotton gone from off my kite?Oh, I can gueth!"
(faster)"Sister Susie's sewing shirts for soldiersSuch skill at sewing shirtsOur shy young sister Susie shows!
Some soldiers send epistles,Say they'd sooner sleep in thistles
Than the saucy, soft, short shirts for soldiers sister Susie sews."
I forgot to tell you that our sister Susie's married,
And when she isn't sewing shirtsShe's sewing other things.
Then little sister Molly says,"Oh, sister's bought a dolly
.She's making all the clothes for it With pretty bows and strings."
Says Susie:"Don't be silly"As she she blushes and she sighs.
Then mother smiles and whispers with a twinkle in her eyes:
(even faster)"Sister Susie's sewing shirts for soldiers
Such skill at sewing shirtsOur shy young sister Susie shows!
Some soldiers send epistles,Say they'd sooner sleep in thistles
Than the saucy, soft, short shirts for soldiers sister Susie sews."
(Breakneck Speed Finale)
"Sister Susie's sewing shirts for soldiers
Such skill at sewing shirts Our shy young sister Susie shows!
Some soldiers send epistles,Say they'd sooner sleep in thistles
Than the saucy, soft, short shirts for soldiers sister Susie sews."

If that has been on here before I think that we would know.
If that had been on here before it's a thing we could be sure of.
We should know what's been on here before cos' we read it all you know.
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If that has been on here before I think that we would know.
If that had been on here before it's a thing we could be sure of.
We should know what's been on here before cos' we read it all you know.