A Present For Lyn To Give One Of Her Cats?

I came across this when looking to see if " unicorn horn" might mean something other than the obvious. In some ways the website seems to be a genuine website selling quirky things, but I do wonder what you would get if you sent for this , or for two of their other items Canned Dragon meat and canned unicorn meat

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1554/

Is it any wonder Unicorns are becoming so rare.
Dragons, on the other hand, are plentiful but difficult to control and even more difficult to please.

Of course there is a market for Unicorn meat. Fairy's and Hobbits buy it. They mince it up for the Elves.
Everyone knows that.