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RE: Garretts Green - Sheldon

 by Voltman , Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:01 pm

Quote: Sheldonboy wrote in post #51
Quote: phil wrote in post #50
Of course we are off topic, you are not a resident of Garretts Green or Sheldon are you Volty?

No Phil occasionally Volty makes a cross border insurgency from Yardley. He usually makes a successful retreat to his wardrobe before the guards notice.


You know the sort of thing Phil, there you are driving along, listening to the radio, one from your early adulthood by Arthur Askey about bees. The sun is shining and the roads are unusually quiet when you come across some road works where a toothless grinning fool is holding up a diversion sign. You go in the direction of the arrow. The sun goes behind a cloud, the roads seem a bit more bumpy and the streets are deserted with only the odd bit of brush blowing about in the ever increasing wind.
There are no more diversion signs, all the badly parked cars appear to be untaxed wrecks, you drive on through the first drops of rain but don't seem to be getting anywhere, each street looks like the last and all the houses are identical although with a chill you notice that some have front verandas with empty rocking chairs still in motion.
Closer inspection as you roll past these uniform dwellings reveals distorted faces at the cracked and dirty windows, how can that be called a smile with so many rotting teeth on show? The rain is more intense now and you can barely see the road ahead as a pair of deranged women eating a corpse at the roadside flash into view, you instinctively hit the accelerator and close your eyes. The must be a nightmare, I'll wake up in a moment...please let me wake up...this can't be real...aaaaagggghhhhh!

That my friends is a trip through Sheldon and Garretts Green.


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