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The first plane crash happened when some king or other chucked a chicken drumstick over his shoulder, which went through a propeller wrecked the engine and the plane came down on Harolds Mead House, killing two goats, three surfs a monk and a serving wench. The pilot landed on his sword circumsising himself and gave the Queen a Tonsilectomy, Historectomy and a bigger bum.
"Tis only the hairs on a Gooseberry, that prevent it from being a grape"