What Has Made You Smile Today?

Quote: The Mitz wrote in post #14

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Quote: Sheldonboy wrote in post #13

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Having returned to work after Christmas just yesterday and spending a day and a half stocktaking, trust me I was ready to go to the coast and jump in the sea.
I do smile a lot usually while other people are moaning about my humour, which has followed me around for many years. Not helped by my mates, one of whom bought me a book for Christmas: Crap Dad's Jokes. it's very good.

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You're aware that you've lost the fight then ........ liking a book called Crap Dads Jokes?

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As Volty will tell you I have taken great pleasure telling Crap jokes for most of my life.
(a sample) :
a woman saw a man playing chess with his dog.
"That's a clever dog" she said.
"Not really he doesn't win very often"

Let me know when you want some more.